Jesus’ General has posted a call to um, come on over to the Crystal Gateway Mariott in Arlington, Virginia this Friday, June 24 through Sunday, June 26, where the College Republican National Convention will be held. Friday’s the really big day, with the following speakers between 9:00 am and 1:30 pm:
House Majority Leader Tom DeLay
Secretary Mike Johanns
Governor Mitt Romney
Rep. Patrick McHenry
Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson
Rep. Mike Pence
The registration table is open at 8:00 am for those appearing to be young collegiate Republican types:
I imagine the registration table is inside the hotel. I note that there are still open rooms for the nights of the 23rd through the 26th of this month at the Marriott, which is located right here:
Gen. JC Christian of Jesus’ General suggests that Umerica-loving patriots approach the rosy-cheeked peers of privilege attending the College Republican National Convention and ask them whether they, as big-time war boosters, plan to enlist.
Somebody told me that would be offensive. Oh, I whole-heartedly agree. We can’t have questions being asked, especially of the convention-attending children of privilege. Especially in front of the cameras. That would be wrong.
So whatever you do, don’t go to Arlington, Virginia on Friday and ask any conference attendees uncomfortable questions. Don’t offend their sensibilities. That would be wholly inappropriate. Oh, yes indeedy. Yes, sir.