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Amateur Lesbians? The Mystery of Parachutist V. Arch

Today I got a piece of spam in the mail from one “Parachutist V. Arch” with the subject heading “Amateur lesbians shaving.”

Leaving to one side the name “Parachutist V. Arch” (ah, what a great name), I’ve got to say: Amateur lesbians? I didn’t know you could be an amateur lesbian. What, do you have to practice first? And then do you get a license or something? Or is it a degree? Do you have to be certified by a state board of review? Are there conventions?

5 comments to Amateur Lesbians? The Mystery of Parachutist V. Arch

  • HareTrinity

    …Do you think it goes on their CV when they qualify as professional lesbians?

  • Frankie

    I think it’s about time that lesbians got a professional association. Raise standards and all that.

    not to mention livening up the Elks Club buildings.

  • Maarten

    What is probably meant is that the lesbians involved are not professional sex workers but amateurs in the porn business.

  • FADI

    HI EVERY BODY,,,I JUST WANNA ASK A SIMPLE QUATION,,,WHY U HAIT MUSLIAM AND DRAW A CRATOON PICS TO
    2LNABE MOHMAD(S).IS THERE IS ANY MAIN REASON DID SOME MOUSLIAM DRAW SOME THING LIKE THIS
    FOR UR NABE OR UR PRAY OR 2LNABE ASSA

  • Jim

    Sorry, Fadi, but I have no idea what you just said. Could you write something else out, maybe spelling out rather than text message shorthand?

    Also, this is a post on amateur lesbians which, unless I’m mistaken here, have almost nothing to do with Islam.

    But hey — maybe I really, reaaaaally misunderstand Islam.

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