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How Can I Be What I Ain’t? (And How About You?)

At 7:05 pm this evening, I made it halfway through singing “I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say No” out loud in the kitchen before I even noticed.

What have you caught yourself doing lately?

7 thoughts on “How Can I Be What I Ain’t? (And How About You?)”

  1. Tom says:

    You wiggin’ out on us Jim? Couple deep breaths, center yourself, just relax . . .

  2. Juniper says:

    Have I ever done something like this? Well, I can’t say no, HAR HAR HAR!

    I’ve got a nasty habit of taking my left thumbnail and tapping it against the sharp edge of my front teeth so that there’s a wear dimple in the middle of it. Nervous twitch. Can’t stop it, especially after morning coffee.

  3. Jim says:

    Juniper, that was a really baaaaad joke.

    Come on with us, Tom. What have you found yourself doing lately? :)

  4. John Farrell says:

    I walk by the bathroom mirror and give my reflection two thumbs up like the Fonz.

  5. Scott says:

    What’s next?
    “It’s rainin’ men?”

  6. Jim says:

    You tell me, Scott. Unload your own embarrassing secrets here. I promise not to tell anyone.

    And, come on, you know it’s a catchy tune.

  7. Scott says:

    Jim,
    I am as innocent as the day is long.
    My only “sin” is trying to think up creative ways to legitimately sneak KISS references/video’s/quotes/images into my lectures.
    So far I’ve been able to use KISS examples in abnormal psychology, logic, and ethics.

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