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Open Source State of the Union: Cheney, Bush, Hastert Caption Challenge

Drawn by Peregrin Wood’s take on a SOTU photo snap, I’m drawn to making an open caption challenge.

Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and Dennis Hastert at the 2006 State of the Union Address

What’s going on in this picture? What did Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and Dennis Hastert really say and do at last night’s State of the Union address?

My take:

Cheney: If I only had a heart…
Hastert: A brain…
Bush: The nerve…

Your turn!

2 thoughts on “Open Source State of the Union: Cheney, Bush, Hastert Caption Challenge”

  1. Junga says:

    Well, it should be Bush: A brain and Hastert: The nerve…

    But, anyway, here goes.

    Bush: “I forget what they told me about smiling. Was it, if you pull your cheeks back enough, anyone will believe it, or smile with your eyes? Damn, I’m nervous.”
    Cheney: “Dennis, you forgot to put on your little flag pin. Are you with us, or against us?”
    Hastert: “Damn, I should have had a V8.”

  2. Mike says:

    Bush: “Hey Moe! What am I sopposed to say next? I’m running out of stuff to sat to them” Cheney: “Just read what’s on the teleprompter, you moron!” Haskert:Woowoowoowoowoowoo!

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