I’ve fired up my new Blogospherometer for astonishing news in liberal and conservative politics, and looky what showed up:
–>View From Mars tells us how the book And Tango Makes Three, a true story about two male penguins who take care of a little orphaned baby penguin, is ruffling some non-arctic feathers. Parents in Savannah, Missouri have become convinced that it’s all a gay penguin conspiracy.
–>Yellow Swordfish tells the story of Walter and Deanna Soehnge, who fell under Department of Homeland Security surveillance and had their assets frozen for the terroristic activity of … paying off their credit card balance! Now it can be told.
–>IO Error tells us how, after a caller to FOX “News” host Bill O’Reilly had the temerity to utter the sentence “Keith Olbermann has the best show in the 8 oâ€™clock hour,” Mr. O’Reilly sent security after his ass! Said our Bill:
Mike is a gone guy. We have your phone numbers, by the way, so if youâ€™re listening, Mike, we have your phone number, and weâ€™re going to turn it over to FOX Security, and youâ€™ll be getting a little visit. . . .
Eeek! Next, he’s going to tell his Mom about it! Eeeek! Help me, Rhonda. Help, help me, Rhonda.