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Alternative MILF : What else might this acronym stand for?

I have had it up to here with spam email sending me messages with chatter about MILF. MILF is this decade’s equivalent of the 70s phrase foxy lady, an utterance that can only be honestly made by someone wearing deep red velour. It stands for Mother I’d Like to Fuck, and has become part of the porn vernacular of our era.

How charming.

Today, I say, let’s take on the spammers, and invade MILF territory. Let’s take that annoying little spacronym (spam acronym) and rework it into something that the spammers could never make any use of. Let’s use a few minutes this morning to come up with some alternative meanings for MILF.

Here’s a few examples, just to get the ball rolling:

MILF: Militant Islamic Lesbian Farmers
MILF: Millipede and Insect Liberation Front
MILF: Muslin Itches Less than Fleece
MILF: Matching Ipods Lost in France
MILF: Mutant Iguanas Leap Ferociously
MILF: Maybe I Like Fungus

Anybody else got some hot, dripping MILF suggestions out there?

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