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Alternative MILF : What else might this acronym stand for?

I have had it up to here with spam email sending me messages with chatter about MILF. MILF is this decade’s equivalent of the 70s phrase foxy lady, an utterance that can only be honestly made by someone wearing deep red velour. It stands for Mother I’d Like to Fuck, and has become part of the porn vernacular of our era.

How charming.

Today, I say, let’s take on the spammers, and invade MILF territory. Let’s take that annoying little spacronym (spam acronym) and rework it into something that the spammers could never make any use of. Let’s use a few minutes this morning to come up with some alternative meanings for MILF.

Here’s a few examples, just to get the ball rolling:

MILF: Militant Islamic Lesbian Farmers
MILF: Millipede and Insect Liberation Front
MILF: Muslin Itches Less than Fleece
MILF: Matching Ipods Lost in France
MILF: Mutant Iguanas Leap Ferociously
MILF: Maybe I Like Fungus

Anybody else got some hot, dripping MILF suggestions out there?

23 thoughts on “Alternative MILF : What else might this acronym stand for?”

  1. Jim says:

    MILF: Mired In Late Fees

  2. carla says:

    Maine International Lobster Foundation

  3. Odd Claude says:

    Mortgage in Limbo Funding

  4. Jim says:

    MILF: Make It Less Freaky

  5. Juniper says:

    Mais Ils Lavent Fraisches

  6. HareTrinity says:

    Monkey I’d Like to Feel (ooh, sexy, and with monkeys!)

  7. sny says:

    Man, I loathe filth!

  8. Pinoy says:

    Moro Independence Liberation Front

  9. Ayesha says:

    Macromolecule Inducers Link to Flagella

  10. Ayesha says:

    Morocco Is Less Fun

  11. Ayesha says:

    Mom, I’d Like to Fly

  12. Ayesha says:

    Morons Insist on Licking Flies

  13. Ayesha says:

    Men Investigate Large Farms
    Married Insects Lack Friends
    Many Indigenous Lovers of Funk

  14. Ayesha says:

    Moths Ignore Long Fire

  15. Ayesha says:

    Mafia’s Incest Lingers Forever
    My In-Laws Fight

  16. Ayesha says:

    More Injuries–Laugh Frequently
    Malodorous Ions Lose Friction
    Muscle Isn’t Like Fat

  17. Scott says:

    Motorist I’d Like to Fine (police porn)

  18. GloriaEstela says:

    Mexican Intakes Long Fill. 
    Mexican invites lust fulfillment. 
    Mexican incorporates leap frog. 

  19. Devan says:

    Modern Independent Liberated Female
    Madly Insane Lunatic Fringe
    Mischievously Imagining Lawbreaking Fantasies

    1. Tania says:

      I love the Modern Independent Liberated Female that is awesom

  20. Devan says:

    Modern Independent Liberated Female
    Mischievously Imagining Lawbreaking Fantasies
    Militantly Insane Lunatic Fringe

    1. Devan says:

      Oops! Didn’t mean to click ‘submit’ twice. Sorry!!

  21. Devan says:

    Most Imps Like Fairies

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