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Ron Bunyan Continues to Meditate Without Food or Water

A quick update: My neighbor, Ron Bunyan, continues to meditate without food or water, day and night, not moving an inch, and not saying a word. He looks so serene:

Ron Bunyan Meditates Without Food or Water

Will Ron be able to keep it up? Only time will tell. But it is clear that something very special is afoot.

7 comments to Ron Bunyan Continues to Meditate Without Food or Water

  • Tom

    What the heck is this critter?

  • Jeremy

    That looks like some guy’s totally over-used sex toy. Turn it upside down and see.

  • Jim

    You insult this important new religious figure? How dare you be so, so hateful! Clearly, neither of you has sufficient respect for the proper role of religion and spirituality in our society. I never!

  • Jeremy

    Look at the eyes and expression on its face…… somebody’s been pluggin his backdoor!
    He’s in shock.

  • Alan

    “Not moving an inch”?? He’s, I would say, six to twelve inches to the right of where he was before, judging by the position of the lamp cord and the blue box in the background. Maybe the kids have been playing with him.

    Serene? As the other visitors have so indelicately pointed out, he just doesn’t look like he’s having a religious experience. He needs a good meditation posture:

    And what’s with the crossed arms? It looks like the let-Mikey-try-it breakfast cereal pose. He needs a good mudra:

    and then he needs to close his eyes and look at the backs of his eyelids, maybe develop a third eye.

    Judging by his color, though, I’d say he’ll have a light shining out of his forehead soon.

  • Jeremy

    This master bating puppet has the same worn out, deflated, look of shock as his sibbling
    at this below link. Someone been in his back door too many times. There ain’t no religion left inside it if there ever was any. It was rammed out not rammed home. It’s common to see stars during an orgasm if the backdoor is over used. That’s probably them lights people saw.

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