Dismember and Eat a Sheep, But Don’t Hoo-Hoo It
Now, I need to say right from the top that I am not a person who hoo-hoos sheep. But a question of moral values related to that just popped into my head:
Why is it perfectly OK in our society to dismember and eat a sheep,
It is a big time sin, punishable crime, and gigantic taboo to do the hoo-hoo with a sheep?
I’m just asking. Hey, Rick Santorum is right: I probably would never have asked the question if Carl Davis and Ed Macomb of Newton, Massachusetts hadn’t gotten married last November. I’ve never met you, but shame on you, Carl and Ed! Your long-distance gay-marriage rays have perverted my mind. Oh, the indignity of it all. But not as indignatious as hoo-hoo with a sheep.