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If You Want Virgin Mary Chocolate…

virgin mary chocolateIt’s a miracle:

Workers at a chocolate company have discovered a five-centimetre-tall column of chocolate drippings they believe bears a striking resemblance to the Virgin Mary.

Since the discovery of the drippings under a vat Monday, employees of Bodega Chocolates have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it.

“I was raised to believe in the Virgin Mary but this still gives me the chills,” company co-owner Martucci Angiano said as she balanced the dark brown figure in her hand during an interview Thursday.

“Everyone should see this.”

Maybe it’s just my skepticism speaking, but this lump of chocolate resembles something much more earthy to me. As earthy as money, which Bodega chocolates will probably scoop in more of after this chance incident. Besides, if you want a Virgin Mary chocolate to really appear, then why not do the job right and get yourself a Virgin Mary chocolate candy mold? A miracle can be yours, for only $2.49 plus shipping!

6 thoughts on “If You Want Virgin Mary Chocolate…”

  1. Odd Claude says:

    Can you say phallus?

  2. John Stracke says:

    I can see the resemblance to typical little Mary statues…but only if Mary were melting like the Wicked Witch of the West.

  3. Fruktata says:

    No, way, man. It’s an eagle preening its shoulder.

    This is proof that the Eagle God Hrwaaaak is real, and is working miracles on Earth! It’s proof! I don’t know how the atheists can deny it!

  4. John Stracke says:

    But eagles don’t eat chocolate. Hrwaaaak would be more likely to cause a statue of him to be formed out of rabbit meat.

    Clearly, this was actually the work of Thea Bromina, goddess of chocolate, whose presence at Bodega Chocolates is incontestable. Naturally, since she is made of chocolate, Thea Bromina’s appearance is mutable, and she is taking on the appearance of the Christian goddess Mary in order to trick the Christians into worshipping chocolate.

  5. Mike says:

    Naaahh…still looks like a lump of chocolate…

  6. HareTrinity says:

    Oh, the eagle preening its wing, that I see!

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