What is John McCain Doing With That Red Dress?
John McCain was out in a circus-sized tent, photographed as you see here. I can’t seem to find any information about what Senator McCain was doing, though. The caption got all scrambled in my browser, and when I reassembled it, all I could make of it was:
Senator John McCain attended the Mattel Life-Sized Doll Conference today, and inspected the doll for a female bullfighter. “Usually, you can find a button somewhere in the back that makes the arm swing around,” he explained. “I’ll bet we could have a sword fight!”
Surely that’s not right. What is John McCain doing with that red dress? What is he saying? You provide the caption to the photograph, and we’ll see what sounds right.