Correction: it appeared for a time that Unity08 had shut down its trailblazer website. It has since reappeared.
The perfect antidote to fear is laughter, and the Department of Homeland Panic delivers a healthy dose. A sample:
There’s something fishy about Unity08… … ok, I know. There are a lot of fishy things about Unity08. This is the corporation with the aim of nominating its own presidential and vice presidential candidates because either too few Americans get to participate in the early