Mike Huckabee Combines Fantasy Violence, Jesus and Fundraising
The weirdness of Mike Huckbee grows deeper and deeper, everywhere I look. Consider his campaign fundraisers. They’re called “Rangers”, as in Walker Texas Ranger, as in Chuck Norris. These Rangers lead what are called “fundraising commando squads”, as in the following real message from a Huckabee Ranger:
“CHUCK NORRIS WANTS YOU FOR THE ELITE UNIT OF HUCKABEE SUPPORTERS -THE RANGERS……… Enlist today in the ever-growing grassroots fundraising commando squad that every day helps to fuel the Huckabee campaign. This won’t be a walk in the park. VETERANS ONLY. If you cannot enlist, you can help me reach my personal goal of $2,000…”
Chuck Norris is Mike Huckabee’s famous Hollywood right winger. What a lot of people don’t know about Chuck Norris is that he once led a comic book commando squad of his own, the Karate Kommandos.
So, there are now Chuck Norris Comic Book Karate Fundraising Commando squads. The cherry on top comes when you remember what Huckabee these commando squads are really for – to “take back this nation for Christ”. Yes, Commandos for Christ.
This, I guess, is the ultimate question for the Mike Huckabee for President campaign: Who would Jesus karate kick to get some money?
Does anyone really want to put Mike Huckabee, with his Chuck Norris Comic Book Karate Fundraising Commandos for Christ, in the position of Commander in Chief?