As I’ve noted before, the Divine lately has sending its messages to humanity through carbohydrates. The implications of this are astounding. Why, you might have found the answer to one of humanity’s great scientific, health, moral or political crises on your morning toast, if only you had looked. Ah, but you already ate it, didn’t you?
Never fear. I ate my whole wheat toast this morning as well, but before I ate it, I took a picture of it!
Look with me for divine revelations. What do you see? A cure for cancer? Instructions for the layout of jewels on some new temple?
Me, I see a TIE fighter being chased by a pair of X-Wing Fighters. See, up at the top there, moving from right to left…