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Pope Ratzinger Attacks The Bill Of Rights

European Joseph Ratzinger (pseudonym: Pope Benedict XVI) is making a tour of the United States in his flowing white robes and fabulous jewelry and bright red shoes, engaging in his habit of preaching at Americans about how we ought to run our own country.

Ratzinger’s latest attack on the American way of life: He encouraged Americans to engage in organized resistance against the Bill of Rights “Any tendency to treat religion as a private matter must be resisted.”

Pardon me, but what’s so wrong with religion being a private matter? What on Earth would we Americans want to make religion the government’s business? When that was done under the Catholic Church’s authority, war, torture, economic despair and intellectual anemia were the result.

The first line of the first amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America reads, Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…. Congress, not the Vatican, sets the laws for the United States of America. The laws of the USA therefore must respect that religion is a matter of private conscience, not government bureaucracy, as the Vatican would have it.

Why is Joseph “Pope” Ratzinger coming over here and attacking the First Amendment in the Bill of Rights? It’s a simple matter of power. The Catholic Church is shrinking here in the United States because it is not granted any special government handouts, and because the American Catholic leadership has lost the trust of huge number of Americans by helping pedophile priests to continue raping American children. Ratzinger wants the government to step in and interfere, using taxpayers’ money to promote families’ attendance at Catholic churches, in spite of the risk to children in doing so.

Mr. Ratzinger – if you want to undo the constitutional freedoms we have here in the USA, then you need to apply for a green card, get in line to come here, work hard, and then apply for citizenship. Then, you can form a political party that advocates for making our government into a church. You can even run for Congress on a forced-church platform if you want to. Until you become an American citizen, I don’t see why we should listen to your rants against our freedoms.

6 comments to Pope Ratzinger Attacks The Bill Of Rights

  • Funnily enough, Jesus himself said that when praying you should do it in the bathroom or in the closet. Perhaps the Pope should read the Bible sometime?

  • Fruktata

    Apparently, Damn, he believes that going to the bathroom in public is a holy act.

  • Bow before his Holy Throne.

  • Stone

    I hear what you’re saying:

    “Pardon me, but what’s so wrong with religion being a private matter? What on Earth would we Americans want to make religion the government’s business? When that was done under the Catholic Church’s authority, war, torture, economic despair and intellectual anemia were the result.”

    However, since precisely these four things have just overtaken the United States already, what difference could any change in this equation make? :-(

    Stone

  • Michael

    I recently read an article regarding the Popes Title of Vicarius Fili Dei. It stated, that his title equates to 666 when you count each letter and assign it a numerical value in Latin. At least if I spelled the title correctly. Also, according to a priest named Malachy who lived hundreds of years ago he predeicted that the last Pope will be Petrus Romanus (Peter of Rome). Where have we heard this name before? Jesus said to Peter his deciple he would build his church upon him. The Anti-Christ or Satan (Lucifer) has attempted to mirror everything God has done except in the opposite. Jesus had his Peter, and soon the Catholic Church will have its Peter after Ratzinger departs. A New World Order will require a new world religion (Perhaps the Pope and the Vatican are aspiring to be in control of the world again as they were in the Old World Order? Famine, War and Economic collapse could aid this into becoming a reality. Freedom of religion is what made our country great- not a state run polluted religious system which changed the Sabbath from Saturday to Sunday!

  • Uh, Michael, you’re free to make Saturday your sabbath if you want to, and I’m free to ignore that. More things are open on Sunday every year, and I’m glad of that.

    As to the rest, it sounds like gibbering nonsense. Who cares what a priest said hundreds of years ago? Hundreds of years ago, a priest said, “I’d like some pie.” Does that mean that you have to want some pie too, or that Satan will come to earth disguised as a pie.

    What you’re speaking about is mythology, not reality.

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