Why Jesus Would Not Vote For Obama
Republicans are literally being driven insane by their hate for Barack Obama. When I say insane, I mean insane. Crazy.
Crazy is talking about someone who lived in the Middle East thousands of years ago, and thinking that it’s a relevant issue. That’s just what commentator Jill Stanek did in an article for WorldNetDaily – a kooky right wing publication that includes advertisements for “combat training” that “the army doesn’t want you to know”.
Why Jesus would not vote for Barack Obama is Stanek’s headline. Oh, it’s true that Jesus would not vote for Barack Obama, but it isn’t for the reasons that Stanek babbles on about.
Jesus would not vote for Barack Obama because he was a citizen of the Roman Empire who died two thousand years ago.
Jesus would not vote for Barack Obama because he was not registered to vote.
Jesus would not vote for Barack Obama because he didn’t even know that North America existed, and so would have a very difficult time getting to the polls.
What are we going to hear the Republicans write about next? Why Cleopatra would not vote for Obama? Don’t put it past them.