Welcome back to the office. TGIF! Hey, pal. Have you looked through your files lately? Have you cleaned your hard drive? Any embarrassing e-mails on the server? Just wondering, buddy, because you know, you never know, you know. Anything could happen. Like, hey, was your office searched by government agents this morning? I know, you didn’t get any notice or anything. But they don’t owe you one. Actually, they don’t need a warrant or anything either. Or a reason. According to a new law that was passed while you read some juicy article about Madonna and A-Rod, they never have to tell you about it. You’d never know if it did happen. And if it did happen this morning, forget about getting your record purged clean. The government can keep whatever information it finds. Forever.
Have fun at work!