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Terrorists Are Infiltrating the USA With Non-Terrorist Terrorists!

Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff, in testimony before the House Committee on Homeland Security gave a dark warning: Terrorists are trying to infiltrate the United States of America, not by coming themselves, but by recruiting others to come on their behalf, to commit foul acts of terrorism.

Who are the new terrorist recruits? Non-terrorists, of course! “The terrorists are deliberately focusing on people who have legitimate Western European passports, who don’t appear to have records as terrorists,” explained Chertoff.

Once you accept the truth of what Secretary Chertoff is saying, it becomes plain that terrorists are flooding across the borders into the United States every day. The new generations of terrorists look like non-terrorists, see. They have legitimate passports, and they’ve never committed any act of terrorism, or even been caught associating with terrorists. That’s how you know they’re terrorists.

What can we do to stop this invasion of America by non-terrorist terrorists? Clearly, anyone who tries to travel to the United States with a legitimate passport, and appears not to have any connection to terrorism, must be regarded as an enemy combatant.

The appearance of innocence is just a devious disguise for guilt. Send these evildoer tourists to Guantanamo! Let the military tribunals begin!

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