Now it can be Told: What Was Recovered Bigfoot Eating?
Bigfoot was filled with road kill, reads the headline.
How sad that we humans in our ever-encroaching ways have pushed the Bigfoot out of their natural habitat and taken away the grubs and berries on which they previously fed. With a nonzero instantaneous possibility that a cryptid gathering roadkill will be hit by an oncoming truck, it was inevitable that the Bigfoot would have itself become roadkill.
Roadkill-stuffed roadkill… ironically, this Bigfoot was what he ate.
Shame on us all.