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Now it can be Told: What Was Recovered Bigfoot Eating?

Bigfoot was filled with road kill, reads the headline.

How sad that we humans in our ever-encroaching ways have pushed the Bigfoot out of their natural habitat and taken away the grubs and berries on which they previously fed. With a nonzero instantaneous possibility that a cryptid gathering roadkill will be hit by an oncoming truck, it was inevitable that the Bigfoot would have itself become roadkill.

Roadkill-stuffed roadkill… ironically, this Bigfoot was what he ate.

Shame on us all.

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