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Sarah Palin Says America's Wars Are A Task For God

As recently as this summer, Sarah Palin has been involved in a program run by her home town Assemblies of God church to teach teenagers to proclaim prophecies directly from God, like Nostradamus. That’s an approach to planning for the future that’s a bit out of date, but it would be merely a personal eccentricity, except that Palin doesn’t keep it personal.

Sarah Palin makes her Assemblies of God prophecy political. She mixes it into her her government work. She says that the prophecies made at the Wasilla Assemblies of God church by those teenagers are revealing a plan by God that she will implement in her work as Governor.

Sarah Palin also suggests that she thinks that God’s plan, as revealed to the teenage prophets of Wasilla, should direct the military of the USA as it fights in foreign wars. Sarah Palin revealed, as she spoke to the Wasilla Assemblies of God church earlier this summer, that she believes that the wars being fought in Afghanistan and Iraq are being fought in order to bring about the prophecies discovered by the teenage prophets in the Wasilla Masters Commission program. She talked about, “our military men and women who are striving to do what is right also for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending out on a task that is from God. That’s what we have to make sure that we’re praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.”

If John McCain is elected President, it’s quite possible that he will not survive to the end of his first term in office, and Sarah Palin will become President of the United States – Commander in Chief. As you consider who to vote for, remember that Sarah Palin believes that prophecies discovered by teenagers in her church in a village of a few thousand people are the divine source of America’s foreign policy and the force guiding the wars fought by the American military.

If Sarah Palin ever becomes President, what wars will she send American soldiers to fight in next? That’s up to the teenage prophets of Wasilla.

6 thoughts on “Sarah Palin Says America's Wars Are A Task For God”

  1. Jacob says:

    Hello, I’m a young filmmaker in Juneau, appalled by this revelation.

    I’m currently brainstorming ideas for a video about Palin to shoot here in Alaska’s capitol. You may have lead me on to something sir!

    Good work JClifford! Gimme more dirt if you have some.

  2. Matt says:

    Rumor has it that in a secret lab in Texas they took some of Dubya’s DNA, cloned him, and dressed it up as a woman….could it be???

  3. Howard Leinoff says:

    Here’s a little parady song. It’s sung to the music of Al Jolson’s “Back in Your Own Back Yard” — arrangement as per Dean Martin on utube. Should we have our own utube version?

    Back In Her Own Back Yard
    (words by Howard L. Leinoff)

    Why import foreign oil
    when it’s below the soil
    Back in her own backyard

    why pay for Chinese loans
    we got fat cats of our own
    Back in her own back yard

    Oh Sarah didn’t you put
    teenage moms on the street
    back where you think they belong

    When God speaks to you
    You can never be wrong

    And Sarah says that it’s God’s will
    that you and I should drill
    Back in her own backyard

    Oh did I mention the war
    Was also God’s will
    or that’s what I heard Sarah say

    but we should pray for our men
    lest we put them in harm’s way

    and Sarah knows it’s preordained
    that all our pipelines are contained
    Back in her own back yard

  4. J. Clifford says:

    I’d like to see you put a rendition of that up, on YouTube, maybe, Howard.

  5. C.Pena says:

    Sarah Palin’s looks and profile matches with all those prophecies about Athenea the “Goddess of War” that is supposed to reign at the beginning of the third millenium. She is pro guns, pro strong military, she is commander in chief of the 4,000 troops of Alaska National Guard and she goes wherever her troops are assigned. Also, if we notice, from the 1868 elections going forward every 28 years, we see that a Republican ticket has won all these elections! 1896, 1924, 1952, 1980…2008?

  6. Howie says:

    So, S.P. is a (cyclical) manifestation of our collective national delusion?

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