The Ballad of Sarah Palin
This one goes out to Sarah Palin, a great little lady who’s running for Vice President of the United States, and maybe President too, if John McCain kicks the bucket.
Sarah Palin told everyone that she had lots of foreign policy experience, and had travelled to Kuwait, Germany and Ireland. It turns out though, that Sarah Palin’s visit to the airport wasn’t nothin’ but a one or two hour layover in the airport while her plane got refueled on the way to Kuwait.
Well, shucks! Ain’t we all told some little fib now and then? It ain’t like we need our leaders to be honest with us or nothin’! Just you pay no never mind, and don’t make the little lady cry, now, y’hear?
So Sarah Palin ain’t been ’round much,
who needs experience and such?!?
From metropolitan Wasilla,
she’ll someday visit Canada!
Sarah Palin world traveller extraordinaire…