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Celebrate Terrorist Publicity Day Today!

Happy Terrorist Publicity Day, everybody! Today is September 11, the day that, every year, Americans look down in the mouth, but on the inside feel a special spark of joy knowing that their conspicuous public displays of mourning, whether they knew anybody who died on September 11, 2001 or not, send the message to Osama Bin Laden and his growing team of evildoers that they have made a difference.

Yes, the mainstream media does its part, to be sure, broadcasting messages all around the world showing Al Quaeda that just one terrorist attack has the power to warp the American consciousness for years afterwards. But you have a role to play in Terrorist Publicity Day too! It’s up to you to go into your place of work and give the terrorists some publicity yourself.

Say, So, today is September 11. If only that Bill of Rights hadn’t gotten in the way, America might not have had to change forever!”

Or lead a prayer, in which you intone, “Our Father in Heaven, we know that you want to reach down and rip out the heart of Osama Bin Laden through his mouth, and we’re still waiting for that, but in the meantime, help us all live in fear and submission to the power of Bin Laden. We pray this in Jesus’s name. Amen.”

Or, you can just stand at the window, and sigh loudly so that everyone can hear you, and say, “When will these terrorist attacks on American soil ever end? When will we ever feel safe again? Somewhere out there, there’s a bomb. I just know it.”

The choice of words is up to you. The point is that you participate in this most important national holiday. It is your patriotic duty to let the terrorists know that they did an effective job of bringing you under their power. Remember – today isn’t about you. It’s about them, the terrorists. Spread the word.

19 comments to Celebrate Terrorist Publicity Day Today!

  • Sam

    Okay…this is the biggest bunch of horseshit to ever hit these insane web pages. As always, progressives just don’t get it…and you, you one celled organism, don’t either…

  • No, no, Sam. You didn’t do it right. You have to give the terrorists some publicity.

    Try again.

  • Sam

    Perhaps I should scribble…”Remember 911″ on the next Hellfire missle that smokes a car full of Al-Queda….is that good?

  • Yes! That’s it! That will help the terrorists recruit, just like the “war on terror” has been doing all along. They love it when we send bombs falling out of the skies onto Afghan civilians. It supports their ideology quite well.

    But, you have to do something here at home too. Let me give you a suggestion. Why don’t you try this line: “Osama Bin Laden has made us captives of his Islamofascist oil, curse him! We won’t be safe from the terrorists until Chevron and Exxon-Mobil can drill off the coast of Florida!”

  • Sam

    I didn’t say civilians…I said Al-queda…or are they same people for you? But of course they are…how silly of me…this is a war for oil, not anything else….however, shoudn’t you be focusing on something more important…like your entry in this year’s Darwin Awards?

  • Petra

    Sam, you’re willfully ignoring the news that missiles said to be aimed at Al Quaeda end up killing scores of civilians – and bringing more support to Osama Bin Laden and the Taliban in Afghanistan.

  • Sam

    Petra, you’re willfully ignoring the news that missiles said to be aimed at Al Quaeda end up killing scores of Al Quaeda – and bringing less support to Osama Bin Laden and the Taliban in Afghanistan. Because they are dead…this knife cuts both ways. You holler about the the casulties and whisper the victories…

  • kevin

    Sam, we are not killng scores of Al-Q. Maybe 2 or 3 at a time. There are just not that many of them. Almost all the Afghans who were killed while bearing arms were locals pissed off that the occupying western powers are acting on bad intel and fear to kill their relatives.

    and Taliban AL-Q.

    and guess what, no matter HOW many Al-Q we do actually manage to kill, they are ALL martyrs and bring more support to that old fool OBL.

    Before lunch I went to a little memorial near the office and told the people listed that I was sad they were killed but that I was even sadder that it let Buch & Co run this country into the ground for their own profit and amusment.

  • Richard

    Very nice statement, Mr. Fitzer.

    -Richard

  • Sam

    Kevin…you are a fool….

  • kevin

    Sam…you are a tool…

  • Jon

    Hoora, Give Kevin a pat on the back, because he deserves it. He has been a victim of an oppressive authoritarian government, give him a break Sam. I only wonder if the government is in that deep in conspiracy why hasn’t Kevin been silenced. This conspiracy crap goes to deep, when has the government been able to pull something this big without is falling apart.

  • Darebrit

    The aim of all terrorists is to terrorize!

    Dr.Joseph Goebells stated in 1936, three years before the start of WWll; “The most powerful political tool is terror”

    One does not need bombs or secret caches of weapons, or pictures of hooded men brandishing weapons, or threats against the populace, to terrorize,merely the threat.

    The most powerful weapon in the terrorist arsenal is fear! This has been know for years. “The British are coming The British are coming” struck fear into the hearts of colonial Americans. Fear of native Americans caused us to destroy whole cultures. FDR exclaimed “We have nothing to fear but fear itself”. And he was right.

    Terrorists. can only succeed when we cower behind political rhetoric and violence. How many people have been killed, maimed, imprisoned and tortured in our relentless battle against terrorists. Yet they still persist and the perpetrators of 91101 have still to be called to justice.

    Even when we; a civilized nation, resort to terrorism in the wholesale slaughter of civilians in an illegal war, and are unable to bring Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaida to justice. The evidence is astounding. Fighting terror with terror does not work. Giving terrorists platforms for their message on national television networks only feeds into their message.

    Terrorism can only work if we show the world that we, a civilized, educated nation, are willing to accept terrorist methods as a path to justice.

    We must hold our morals above the scrutiny of our enemies.

    Hitler was wrong and the Nazi’s were brought to Justice.

    Stalin was wrong and Communism failed.

    Pol Pot was brought to justice and the people of Cambodia freed.

    Get out of Iraq. Challenge Saudi Arabia to bring Osama Bin Laden and the other 911 conspirators to justice with no more unnecessary bloodshed. Then and only then can we as Americans hold our heads high again and show proper respect and honor for those victims of a pointless act perpetuated by cowards on September 11, 2001.

    Terrorism fails when we cease to be terrorized.

  • Darebrit

    The aim of all terrorists is to terrorize!

    Dr.Joseph Goebells stated in 1936, three years before the start of WWll; “The most powerful political tool is terror”

    One does not need bombs or secret caches of weapons, or pictures of hooded men brandishing weapons, or threats against the populace, to terrorize,merely the threat.

    The most powerful weapon in the terrorist arsenal is fear! This has been know for years. “The British are coming The British are coming” struck fear into the hearts of colonial Americans. Fear of native Americans caused us to destroy whole cultures. FDR exclaimed “We have nothing to fear but fear itself”. And he was right.

    Terrorists. can only succeed when we cower behind political rhetoric and violence. How many people have been killed, maimed, imprisoned and tortured in our relentless battle against terrorists. Yet they still persist and the perpetrators of 91101 have still to be called to justice.

    Even when we; a civilized nation, resort to terrorism in the wholesale slaughter of civilians in an illegal war, and are unable to bring Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaida to justice we still perist. The evidence is astounding. Fighting terror with terror does not work. Giving terrorists platforms for their message on national television networks only feeds into their message.

    Terrorism can only work if we show the world that we, a civilized, educated nation, are willing to accept terrorist methods as a path to justice.

    We must hold our morals above the scrutiny of our enemies.

    Hitler was wrong and the Nazi’s were brought to Justice.

    Stalin was wrong and Communism failed.

    Pol Pot was brought to justice and the people of Cambodia freed.

    Get out of Iraq. Challenge Saudi Arabia to bring Osama Bin Laden and the other 911 conspirators to justice with no more unnecessary bloodshed. Then and only then can we as Americans hold our heads high again and show proper respect and honor for those victims of a pointless act perpetuated by cowards on September 11, 2001.

    Terrorism fails when we cease to be terrorized.

  • Jon

    When we cease to be terrorized is important I don’t believe we should live in a constant state of fear, but even if we aren’t afraid of the terrorist they will not stop short of doing everything they can to harm us. This day should be remembered not out of terror, but out of reverence for those who fought to get as many people out of those buildings as posible. People who did not think twice to go in where everyone was coming out, for the fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, grandparents and children lost that day. Lets not remember out of fear lets remember out of anger that we may never forget. We need unity in our country, and we need to go back to the principles our country was founded upon.

  • kevin

    “He has been a victim of an oppressive authoritarian government”

    I have? I know there are strong facist undercurrents in GOP circles, but I was not beaten by police for riding my bicycle nor was I tear gassed for standing by the side of a street.

    I would say that I HAVE been the victim of an irresponsible incompetent war-porn-loving kleptocracy. My 401k has cratered, my dollar is crap and I fear my industry is going in the toilet.

  • Jon

    Poor thing, I’m just glad you have enough money to get the internet, and a house, and a car, and probably some food in your pantry. Thank God because the government don’t do shit.

  • Anonymous

    The world is seeing quite clearly that the ‘serial liars’ are actually at the DNC and spread from there all across America.

    The DNC hounds are also playing with chronology and facts again.
    Sarah Palin did not say she ran on a platform of being against the Bridge to Nowhere. What she said was after she looked into the matter closely she declined and decided to not back the project. She ran on a platform of removing the Republican and Democratic Party corruption in Alaska. Folks, she removed that political corruption like an Alaska Brown bear clearing the room and everything in its path. And DC is next.

    The other ‘federal dollars’ they are bitching about over at DNC are the same type of normal federal dollars every state gets because of how DC has empowered itself as the keeper of the purse strings of America. There are military bases in Alaska, and roads, infrastructure, schools, federal programs, etc, etc, etc. In typical DNC Pork Fashion, they buried the PORK BRIDGE in the normal appropriations bills and doling out the money from Washington, DC.

    From what I have seen in looking into the matter, Palin took the Federal funds that all 50 states took (as rightfully due) and then she told them to stick the Bridge to Nowhere project. If anyone can find otherwise, knock yourself out.

    You’ll also have seen above how they want Democrats to sign an ‘online petition’ to demand the MSM add to their battering ram of lies. That folks, is how truly desperate the DNC and Barkyville are. Palin has completely knocked the wheels off Barky’s Little Red Flyer wagon and the paint is peeling fast. I can assure all that Gov Palin is not shaking in her heels that the Democrats.com wants a petition so they can send it to all of the media mouthpieces who would stoop to this Bash Fest of lies.

    Every poll is showing independent voters abandoning Obama-Biden and backing McCain-Palin because of Sarah Palin. That has DNC in a panic over this exodus they richly deserve. That has much of the MSM starting to pay attention to what is really going on here.

    Every poll is showing women voters abandoning Obama-Biden and backing McCain-Palin because of Sarah Palin. The trend line is also clear that even Hillary backers are walking on the slick-talking, do- nothing Barkazoid. In one poll Barky had an 8 point lead. It is now a 12 point deficit, a swing of 20 points in just two weeks with independent voters. This may be an all-time record. I am not aware of any politician ever to lose 20 points in a voter block category in two weeks.

    That is why Democrats.com wants to urge their hatchet corps to up the ante because Sarah Palin is kicking their asses black and blue in all 50 states. The only place that Sarah Palin is not pulling the entire support base out from under Barky is among the Zionist Communists who want to slit America’s throat and turn our nation into a Marxist socialist state. In that matter, the DNC, those Zionist Communists and Barky are all nesting together in the same agenda. These people are not on the American agenda; they are, and have been, engineering the Zionist New World Order.

    A well-known Southern US journalist appeared on the BBC September 10, 2008. He was in London to comment on the race for the White House.
    His comment hit the nail on the head. Even the Southern Democrat Bubbas like Sarah Palin because she hunts and she fishes and she camps and rides a 4WD ATV and she likes guns and she can shoot. They saw the photos and said, “Damn, that is my kind of gal!” This journalist is a liberal and he said he has never in his life seen such a total screw up from the DNC and their candidate for president.

    These elitist snobs in DC just do not get it: Sarah Palin is literally THE All American woman.

    Further, she did not start this pissing match. The MSM and DNC did and they called in every lying scumbag, agent provocateur they could find staff their lie and slander campaign against her.

    The DNC just loves ‘issues’ – except when those issues expose them for who they are. The DNC does not want anyone with three interconnecting brain cells to learn about Barky’s cocaine and gay sex orgy in a limousine with Larry Sinclair who, by the way, has been vetted far more than ANY of the candidates and has acted with more forthrightness and integrity than I’ve seen in many years. Of course, they are avoiding the ‘Sinclair problem’ like the plague.
    It is easy to check into but not ONE MSM journalist in America has had the guts to do so. Look for “Sinclair v Obama” on the Rense.com front page in the Featured story boxes. It’s all there.
    To his credit, Sinclair has withstood even more of filth than has – so far – been contrived and thrown at Gov Palin. From frequent death threats, to false arrest and clear manipulation of the legal system, to the most violent hate campaign the Barky bloggers could mount, Sinclair hasn’t wavered once.

    I frankly did not believe Sinclair when his story first surfaced, but over time it is adding up. I have listened to Larry Sinclair- Jeff Rense interviews, and I have watched the DNC, Barky and the entire DNC Hate and Spin machine officially avoid his allegations because it is too dangerous for them to even comment on. That the DNC and the formal Barky campaign have avoided even saying one syllable about Sinclair since Jeff Rense broke the story 8 months ago tells me that odds are Larry Sinclair is speaking the truth.

    One does not have to look very far to find out that Biden’s son was actively involved in trying to silence this ‘issue’ and even threatening Sinclair with fake and trumped up charges which could have resulted in life imprisonment. They then tried to cut him a sweatheart plea bargain but Larry told them to take a hike…he made it clear he will never plead guilty to something he did not do.

    The second ‘issue’ is past large, it is colossal. American patriot attorney Philip Berg has filed a Federal lawsuit against Obama about his eligibility to even run for President. The lawsuit has been filed and now served on Obama and the DNC. There has been a motion for expedited discovery and Obama has to respond by September 24, 2008. Those interrogatories and depositions would put both DNC Chairman Dean and Barack Obama on the spot and under oath.

    Now, if that lawsuit has merit and sticks, based on facts and the law, Barky’s bid for fame and fortune is toast. Somewhere Hillary is smiling and watching the proceedings very closely.

    What sort of scam would DNC and their Zionist New World Order backers be trying to pull over on America by putting forth a candidate who is not even qualified or eligible to run? That is a major question and if the answer is what I think it is, the DNC should be barred from the US political process from now on… as in forever. This would be a political party treason against EVERY man, woman and child in the United States in this blood-lust they have to take a big crap on America and turn us all into wards of the socialist state these idiots want.

    If he is not even eligible to run for president, it reveals another major step towards Global Government under the Zionist New World Order in which they would seek to install whomever they please as president of any given nation. They hate nationalism, they hate sovereignty and they hate nations who will not bend to their strong- arm bullying. I am squared off with the DNC because it clearly is anti-American.

    Who does not play along in the US with the Zionist Communist agenda?
    The conservatives and independent voters of America…and that alone is what these communist thugs of the DNC hate most about our country.

    This matter is also easy to check into. On the Rense.com front page, just look for ‘Obama Lawsuit Update’ in the Rense Featured Stories column.

    http://citizenwells.wordpress.com/2008/09/10/obama-not-qualified-for- presidency-lawsuit-philip-j-berg-expedited-discovery- september-10-2008-seeks-deposition-of-barack-obama-and-howard-dean-by- end-of-month-jeff-schreiber-explains/

    http://www.americasright.com/2008/09/berg-v-obama-update-tuesday- september-9.html

    http://www.obamacrimes.com/attachments/001_ObamaComplaint.pdf

    The Democrats just love to talk about ‘issues’…even though they never do anything BUT talk. (“Just give us control of Congress and we’ll stop the war and bring our men and women home.” Right) When the DNC avoids ‘issues’ I know enough about DC to watch them very closely. They are avoiding the Sinclair gay tryst and crack cocaine matter, and Obama’s eligibility, like someone was standing in front of them with a flame thrower.

    These are two issues that need to be looked into closely and not ignored as the DNC and Barky intend to do. And to it’s everlasting shame, American Journalism (owned and operated by Zionism) has refused to dig into either one of these huge stories.

    As for the Democrats.com email and their petition for ‘media support’ to attack Sarah Palin, well, the first words that come to mind are ‘sheer desperation’…

    Thanks, Charlie Gibson. Despite your and ABC News’ best efforts to ambush her, you confirmed that Palin…just like Sinclair…is not going away.

    Karl

  • HereByChoice

    Poor Karl, I fear he has forgotten to take his Prozac again today…

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