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Sarah Palin Agrees on Video: God Has a Plan for USA Natural Resources in Last Days of Book of Revelation

Sarah Palin is caught right there on video of a conversation between herself and Pastor Ed Kalnins in Wasilla, Alaska on June 8, 2008. Palin nods in agreement with Kalnins’ statement that God has a plan for Alaska’s natural resources, a plan to make Alaska a refuge state for humans during the Last Days of the Book of Revelation. Palin nods:

Pastor Ed Kalnins: There are some things about the natural resources, about the state. There are some things that God wants to tap into to be a refuge for the lower 48.

[Sarah Palin nods her head]

Pastor Ed Kalnins: And I believe that Alaska’s one of the refuge states, come on you guys, in the Last Days.

[Sarah Palin bows head]

Pastor Ed Kalnins: And hundreds of thousands of people are just going to come to the state to seek refuge and the Church has to be ready to minister to them.

[Sarah Palin nods her head]

Pastor Ed Kalnins: Amen?

Four reasonable questions for someone who wants to be elected to possibly be our next President, someone who has explicitly made the connection between God’s will and the fate of the nation:

1. What, exactly, is God’s plan for Alaska and America?
2. Why did you nod when Pastor Ed Kalnins made prophecy about Alaska being a refuge state in the Last Days and God making use of Alaska’s natural resources?
3. What is the standard by which you decide that these these things are true?
4. What do you intend to do about it should you become President?

8 comments to Sarah Palin Agrees on Video: God Has a Plan for USA Natural Resources in Last Days of Book of Revelation

  • Sam

    Okay…now your getting paranoid….

  • kevin

    OK Sam, now you’re getting boring and predictable. Are you getting paid by the post? In MCBucks redeemable for valuable McCain posters and buttons?

    I think that wacko religious fundamentalism is a serious threat to our country. Look at the air force and their plans for a religious war.

  • Jon Handrock

    Everyone has a Religion! Religion is defined as a belief system concerning man’s relationship to the cosmos and man’s relationship to other humans, and the laws that govern those relationships, in a nutshell. Palin’s religious beliefs are not violent like Islam, nor apocalyptic, but from the point of view of someone who believes that there is no God or that man is god or that humans evolved from sludge, her ideas may seem strange. Don’t be so judgmental. She is not advocating the beheading of the innocent, just possibly she believes that humans and human nature are on a collision course with a destiny solely of their own making. And she wants to offer help… In my opinion there are belief systems much more dangerous.

  • kevin

    “just possibly she believes that humans and human nature are on a collision course with a destiny solely of their own making. And she wants to offer help…”

    what a load of mindless drivel.

    She is a shark looking for bloody meat. And she professes a doomsday belief that her diety will come and save people like her and torment everyone else.

    She is a lying, greedy, prissy opportunist.

  • Sam

    I wish I was getting paid to post here…I just get a kick out of pissing shits like you off…but then…if Obama wins, he’ll do the job for me because betrayal is a great form of vengence….

  • kevin

    OKAY!

    that’s 10 McSame bucks and 4,500 LooneyBucks!

    at this rate you can go buy some cheetos. if you can buy them at the McSame Insane store…

  • Jon Handrock

    “She is a shark looking for bloody meat. And she professes a doomsday belief that her diety will come and save people like her and torment everyone else”.

    Well, you are an erudite individual aren’t you? And it’s spelled Deity. Sarah shares those beliefs with several Billion other people. Now, what are you really against? The fact that you won’t be saved or that your trailer park and welfare check might be disturbed?

  • Anonymous

    “Several billion” people? So I think it’s safe to say the spelling bee champion is from Pluto too?

    And Sam, who is terrified of everyone and everything outside of his trailer house, thinks everyone ELSE is paranoid.

    Okaaaay, sure. Certainly your neighbors have called the authorities and will be coming soon with the straitjackets…

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