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Palinism of the Day: Putin's Levitating Head Where, Where? In Alaska!

“It’s very important, when, when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and, and, uh, comes into the airspace of the United States America, where, where do they go? It’s Alaska! It’s just right over the border.”

— Sarah Palin, September 25 2008, explaining again why living in Alaska gives her foreign policy experience

7 comments to Palinism of the Day: Putin's Levitating Head Where, Where? In Alaska!

  • Fruktata

    Oh, but she can also see who the “good guys” and “bad guys” are in the Middle East! Looking at Russia from that little Alaskan island does that for you – it’s kind of like eating lots of carrots. Special “good guys” detection vision.

  • Xpress

    She sounded like the 17 year old Miss South Carolina in that beauty contest Miss teen USA ’07. Hilarious!!!

    She should do a stand up comedy show instead!!!! I am laughing so much right now…

  • Anonymous

    Okaay, besides the ridiculous Putin “reared his head” comment, exactly how many times have Russians crossed into Alaskan airspace and caused a national security issue? I certainly haven’t heard of it lately. Please, enlighten us Ms. Palin.

    I suppose then that everyone that lives in a state that borders Canada gains international security experience too everytime they see a Canadian plane?

    Now we see why McCain won’t let her talk to the press.

  • After the plane leaves Alaskan airspace where does it go? Where? Is there a black hole that it enters and then gets deposited in DC? Otherwise, has Putin’s plane flown over, say, Michigan? Why would someone fly from Moscow to Washington DC via Alaska anyway?

  • Anonymous

    I thought to myself that she looks like Peggy Hill from “King of the Hill”, but when she opens her mouth she sounds more like Hank.

    Just think, 40 days from now, she’ll be headed back to Alaska to watch Putin rear his ugly head or may be she will take a walk on a bridge to know where.

  • John McCain sure did pull an Elephant out of a bag. What was going through his mind. The way I see it he had two choices; pick a black man or a white woman. He chose the woman and picked the one woman who would be his regurgitator. If they are elected we are in for a long period of political stagnation.

  • Mr Wright

    Sarah Palin is a brilliant woman and an American treasure.
    Yuck it up, she’ll have the last laugh on this issue.

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