Guess what, shopkeepers? CafePress is holding a contest! Here’s how it works. First, you design a t-shirt with an election theme. Then you give your design to CafePress, and CafePress prints the t-shirts and sells them and doesn’t give you any money back. One of the many thousands who participate will get invited to a party, one will get an electric guitar, one will get a poster. Everyone else gets nothing. Except CafePress, of course, who gets all the designs.
Enter now! Also, give me your wallet; I’d like to examine it for holes. Now look at the bird!