My cell phone camera doesn’t have much of a focus, so you’ll have to take my word for it that the four bumper stickers on the back of this pickup truck read:
Welcome to America, Now Speak English
Caution: Driver Just Doesn’t Give a Shit
Stand Up For America! Be An American!!
Barack Obama 2008
And here I was thinking of being a Lithuanian….
It was once said that we are multitudes, but the owner of this truck is multitudier. This has got to be the most interesting combination of bumper stickers I’ve seen on one vehicle in a long time, rivaled only by the pair I saw in Tucson back in the 1990s:
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost
Make Like Vomit And Get Out of My Face