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Maybe They Can Revive Themselves With a Bit of Reiki

Columbus Polarity Center for Sale

The economic downturn has hit America’s bullshit industry especially hard.

4 comments to Maybe They Can Revive Themselves With a Bit of Reiki

  • ECCOBABE

    George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six the
    economy was fine.

    A little over one year ago :
    1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
    2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
    3) the unemployment rate was 4.5%.
    4) the DOW JONES hit a record high–14,000 +
    5) American’s were buying new cars,taking cruises,
    vacations overseas, living large!…

    But American’s wanted ‘CHANGE’! So, in 2006 they voted in a Democratic
    Congress and yes–we got ‘CHANGE’ all right. In the PAST YEAR:

    1) Consumer confidence has plummeted ;
    2) Gasoline is now over $4 a gallon & climbing!;
    3) Unemployment is up to 5.5% (a 10% increase);
    4) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $12 TRILLION

    DOLLARS and prices still drop ping;
    5) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.
    6) as I write, THE DOW is probing another low~~
    $2.5 TRILLION DOLLARS HAS EVAPORATED FROM THEIR STOCKS,
    BONDS & MUTUAL FUNDS INVESTMENT
    PORTFOLIOS!

    YES, IN 2006 AMERICA VOTED FOR CHANGE…AND WE SURE GOT IT! ….

    REMEMBER THE PRESIDENT HAS NO CONTROL OVER ANY OF THESE ISSUES, ONLY
    CONGRESS.

    AND WHAT HAS CONGRESS DONE IN THE LAST TWO YEARS, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

    NOW THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS GOING TO REALLY
    GIVE US CHANGE ALONG WITH A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS!!!!

    JUST HOW MUCH MORE ‘CHANGE’ DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND?

  • Jim

    Fortunately, there is still apparently a surplus of upper-case letters and exclamation points.

    I see “rusty” wrote this over at Dayton Daily News on October 1, and “Ladymunchkin” wrote the very same words over at MSNBC.com yesterday. Wow! It must be harmonic covergence!

  • ECCOBABE

    Orgasmic Cumverance? GOOO Ladymunchkin!!!!!! Does it make it any less true?

  • Jim

    You mean “more true.”

    No, it just exposes you as a GOP e-mail cut-and-paste unoriginal astroturfing obedient sheep-like spammer, one of thousands of spammers obediently shoveling GOP talking points, word for word, onto websites and bulletin boards everywhere.

    We put spammers in the spam filter. Welcome to it… Handrock.

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