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My Sudden Cardiac Awareness

I was getting the milk out of the refrigerator this morning, when all of a sudden, I felt my aorta get kind of itchy. That’s how I knew, without getting any press release, that it is Sudden Cardiac Arrest Awareness Month.

Since that time, I’ve begun sensing heart attacks all around me. My cardiac arrest awareness is supernormal.

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