Whoah – heavy. I just saw a commercial on television – for Wachovia Bank. That was bad enough – what does Wachovia need to be spending money on advertising for now?
But then I heard what Wachovia was advertising. It was advertising that it was going to help its customers protect the quality of their credit.
In this advertisement Wachovia actually promised to help “restore your financial reputation”.
Oh, dearie me. I’m just going to whistle and look at my feet for a while, okay?