Fight Global Warming Or I'll Eat You Up!
These darn eco-nazis! It’s bad enough that they’re asking people to clean up after themselves, but now they seem to be encouraging animal ecoterrorism!
It seems that in one of those all-too-real impacts of global climate change, attacks by tigers against humans are increasing in India because the tigers are unable to find enough non-human food in their shrinking habitats.
Oh, the humanity… or the felinity!
It seems we’ve got a couple of options: Finish the job, and wipe out wildlife around the world, or stand up and take responsibility for the global mess we’ve created so that wild ecosystems can return a more balanced state.
Guess which possibility is more likely.