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Four Days, Four Syllables: Sum Up Sarah Palin

We have four days, just four days, until the next presidential ticket is elected. It’s been a colorful election season, in no small part thanks to Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska.

In recognition of the brief time until the next election, can you briefly sum up Sarah Palin in just four syllables?

10 thoughts on “Four Days, Four Syllables: Sum Up Sarah Palin”

  1. HareTrinity says:

    “Holy shit no”?

    “I’d rather die” fits but is a bit extreme…

    “Poor Alaska”

    “Stupid woman”

  2. AT says:

    Pitbull Diva

  3. F.G. Fitzer says:

    She went to school?

  4. darebrit says:

    She said what?

    So Long Sarah.

    Sit Down. Shut Up.

    Good Bye Twit.

  5. tom says:

    Vapid bimbo.

    (for McCain): Doddering simp.

  6. Kristine says:

    Ummmmm dont cha know?

  7. Davey says:

    (Every time Palin opens her stupid mouth, Americans everywhere slap their foreheads and say:)

    D-OH! Damn, Sarah!

  8. Paliban Mom says:

    How about:

    “Next President”
    “Second Coming”
    “End Times Usher”
    “God’s Favorite”
    “God’s Own Party”

  9. krmyers says:

    A Nincompoop.

    Liar, liar.

    Socialist fraud.

    Halloween fright. (see

  10. Ralph says:

    Airspace hairdo

    Drill baby, wink!

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