One Last Kooky Conspiracy Theory About Barack Obama
It’s just four days before Election Day, and with Halloween tonight, a weekend, and a large number of early voters already having cast their ballots, there isn’t much chance that anything that happens now will have a big impact on the outcome of the Presidential election. Still, McCain die hards aren’t about to let a little thing like reality stand in their way. They’re coming back with one more kooky conspiracy theory about Barack Obama, and hoping that it will allow John McCain to win against all odds.
They’re saying that Barack Obama is not really Barack Obama.
No kidding. A guy by the name of Andy Martin has convinced himself that Barack Obama is not really the son of the man he has said is his father. Mr. Martin says that there is a secret birth certificate that proves that Barack Obama is the son of a man named Frank Marshall Davis. Martin even calls Barack Obama by the long name of Barack Frank Marshall Davis Obama.
Has Martin seen the supposed secret birth certificate himself? Well, no, but that’s what convinces him that it exists. That’s conspiracy theory logic for you.
To wrap it all up with a neat little conspiratorial bow, Martin says that when Obama went to visit his grandmother in the hospital earlier this month, it wasn’t because his grandmother was gravely ill, as the Obama campaign had claimed. It was because Martin was close to obtaining proof of the false father scandal of the Obama family.
Barack Obama’s grandmother was the only person who knew the truth about his real father – the only person left alive – or so says Andy Martin. Martin says that he was just about to talk to Obama’s grandmother, and break the whole story open wide, when Obama, seeing the threat, flew to Hawaii to stop his grandmother from talking.
Well, now you’ve heard the story. Let’s suppose for a moment that it’s true. Would it stop you from voting for Obama?