Astrologers in Nepal have predicted that Barack Obama will win this year’s presidential election. They said that Obama will win, not because of his ideas or because of national events, but because the Sun, Moon, and Venus are high in his astrological chart.
Among the astrologers’ other predictions:
– The sun will come up tomorrow, after between a 6 and 8 hour delay.
– In the northern hemisphere, the weather will grow progressively colder until the end of the year
– The NFL’s next Superbowl will be broadcast on television
– The world population of humans will grow larger next year.
– April showers will bring May flowers