This morning, we got ourselves a little note from one “popjockster”:
no one wants you here go shit your self obama sucks
The lovely thing about this message is that it has absolutely no capitalization or punctuation. That means we all can supply our own. I prefer to read it as: “No one wants. You, here, go? Shit! Your self: Obama. Sucks…”
Oh, the existentialism of it all. Yes, being the most powerful man in the world can suck sometimes. The paper cuts that come from signing all those forms, for example, are particularly irksome. But I persevere. My secret? The all-new latex SecretaryGlove(tm) from ConCo!
Don’t worry, popjockster. We aren’t going anywhere. Kisses.