Ameros are real. Ram Bomjon is real.
Ram Bomjon smuggling Ameros across the American border with Mexico is really real!
He sits under a pipal tree meditating for you and me. But now that he’s enlightened, Ram Bomjon is looking for a second career.
He’s smuggling Amero coins from Mexico to the USA helping the New World Order Conspiracy as a servant of the Illuminati.
Thank you for your Buddhist meditator super powers Ram Bomjon – savior of the Universe, and mortal foe of Ron Paul libertarian conspiracy theorists!