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Bank of America, Known Universe to Merge

The Bank of America announced today that it has settled a deal to purchase the remainder of the known universe. Expect layoffs.

Given the weakening of education under Republican rule, the known universe isn’t as large as it used to be, though.

One thought on “Bank of America, Known Universe to Merge”

  1. david l cates says:

    Bank of america sucks.

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