Republicans Hire Failed Plumber As War Correspondent
Remember Joe the Plumber? He was the guy who said that he wanted to buy his own plumbing business, and could do it too, if it weren’t for Obama’s tax plan, which would lower Joe the Plumber’s taxes, though Joe didn’t actually have a plumbing license, and didn’t earn the money under the Republicans’ economic system to actually save up enough a plumbing business before the year 2318.
All that nonsense didn’t matter much to Republicans, because Joe the Plumber’s name was Joe the Plumber.
The point is, the Republicans said, that Joe the Plumber was just a regular guy who wanted nothing more in life than to own his own plumbing business. That’s why Joe the Plumber has stopped working as a plumber, and has now been hired by a Republican-run blog called Pajamas TV to work as a war correspondent in Israel.
Everything Joe knows about Israel, he learned as a plumber. Some day, Joe the Plumber would like to buy his own blog… if it just weren’t for that Obama tax plan that saves him money!