See, our latest graphic design is based on cut paper, and what can you get from cut paper? Paper cuts! Since our paper has been exposed to the tubes of the internet, who knows what kind of virus you might catch while surfing here if your skin is exposed. Good Lord, whatever you do don’t touch your screen when visiting Irregular Times… because This Site May Harm Your Computer!
No, really, there’s no problem. This morning Google has slapped the label “This Site May Harm Your Computer” on all searches for every website on the entire internet… and to keep you from visiting those websites for your own good. Or Google’s own good. Or Google’s mistaken good. Or Google’s computer glitch. Whatever it is, Google’s not talking right now. You just can’t search the internet with Google right now. Period.
Oh, hey, in other news, Google is planning on introducing a “G Drive” service in which you upload all your files to Google, and access them from there… unless Google decides that your files may harm your computer, of course.