One of the more popular t-shirts over on America’s right wing is a joint portrait of Barack Obama and Der Fuhrer. Underneath are the words, “Hitler Gave Great Speeches, Too.”
My head starts to spin at the ironic possibilities of a $12.99 shirt complaining about fascism, made in a Chinese sweatshop slowly grinding its workers into dust. But it’s best not to think of such things, because that really cuts down on the possibilities for profit. Instead, let’s stimulate the economy by providing some further suggestions for the Hitler-Obama line of apparel. Here are some of my ideas, O conservative shirt-sellers, and I tell you what, I’ll give them to you for FREE:
Hitler, Obama: Urinaters
“Barack” and “Adolf”: Both names have vowels!
“Obama” and “Hitler” rhyme in Esperanto
Hitler also liked to take walks…!
Why does Barack shave his tiny moustache?
Hitler, Obama, Stalin, Pol Pot: They All Have Ears. Coincidence?
Neither Obama Nor Hitler Voted for Nixon
Mr. President, is the Oval Office Kampfy?
Hitler Didn’t Join the NRA Either
Obama: The Black Aryan
At least the Nazis didn’t surf without their shirts on!
If you take “Hussein” and pull out the “usse” and straighten out the n and stick a t in there and add “er” at the end, what do you get?
Obama was not in America on February 12, 1944
Hitler, Obama, and Jimmy Carter: CO2 Emitters
If Hitler were alive today and a naturalized citizen and registered to vote and not in jail for war crimes, he’d vote Obama!
Health Care for Kids: Like Gassing Jews, without the Death… Yet!
Obama Stretching His Legs = Goosestep!
Does Barack own any Brown Shirts?
Obama: Can’t PROVE He Wasn’t Born in 1943 in a Berlin Bunker!
Obama sounds like “Bomb.” Hitler sounds like “Hit.”