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Just Like Hitler, Obama Has Two Legs

T-Shirt: Hitler Gave Great Speeches, TooOne of the more popular t-shirts over on America’s right wing is a joint portrait of Barack Obama and Der Fuhrer. Underneath are the words, “Hitler Gave Great Speeches, Too.”

My head starts to spin at the ironic possibilities of a $12.99 shirt complaining about fascism, made in a Chinese sweatshop slowly grinding its workers into dust. But it’s best not to think of such things, because that really cuts down on the possibilities for profit. Instead, let’s stimulate the economy by providing some further suggestions for the Hitler-Obama line of apparel. Here are some of my ideas, O conservative shirt-sellers, and I tell you what, I’ll give them to you for FREE:

Hitler, Obama: Urinaters
“Barack” and “Adolf”: Both names have vowels!
“Obama” and “Hitler” rhyme in Esperanto
Hitler also liked to take walks…!
Why does Barack shave his tiny moustache?
Hitler, Obama, Stalin, Pol Pot: They All Have Ears. Coincidence?
Neither Obama Nor Hitler Voted for Nixon
Mr. President, is the Oval Office Kampfy?
Hitler Didn’t Join the NRA Either
Obama: The Black Aryan
At least the Nazis didn’t surf without their shirts on!
If you take “Hussein” and pull out the “usse” and straighten out the n and stick a t in there and add “er” at the end, what do you get?
Obama was not in America on February 12, 1944
Hitler, Obama, and Jimmy Carter: CO2 Emitters
If Hitler were alive today and a naturalized citizen and registered to vote and not in jail for war crimes, he’d vote Obama!
Health Care for Kids: Like Gassing Jews, without the Death… Yet!
Obama Stretching His Legs = Goosestep!
Does Barack own any Brown Shirts?
Obama: Can’t PROVE He Wasn’t Born in 1943 in a Berlin Bunker!
Obama sounds like “Bomb.” Hitler sounds like “Hit.”

Aha!

21 comments to Just Like Hitler, Obama Has Two Legs

  • jonathan

    You are rather witty for an idiot.
    Obama is hailed as the saviour that Hitler was.
    This country is one crisis away from martial law and fascism.
    Review the man’s voting record for God’s sake.
    He will tell you whatever it takes to make you happy.
    Lest you live in ignorance I’ll let you in on a little secret.
    Hitler wasalso greatly loved when he first came to power, many were fooled.
    You must be too smart to be fooled by the likes of him though, after all you are in charge of writing a liberal column on the internet.

    Yes-my mistake-you are much too smart…

  • idiot

    you are a fucking moron

  • idiot

    eat shit and die jonathan

  • Me

    Yeeeaaaa…. i cant believe the writer of this article is so ignorant… actually i can because thats what got obama in office.

  • Sam

    YOU ARE AN IDIOT. A VERY IGNORANT IDIOT, GROW UP AND GET A LIFE. OBAMA IS AMAZING, I HATE YOU.

  • Sam

    OH YEAH, DEAR “ME,” OBAMA IS IN OFFICE BECAUSE HE DESERVES TO BE THERE, ARE YOU PRESIDENT?? NO, I DIDN’T THINK SO, SO SHUT UP!

    • sarahwas90

      Dear Sam,

      You sound very young. Many of us older folks have seen what has happened to other countries that have gone down the same path our new administration is taking us down right now.

      Your name means “heard by the compassionate God”. One day you will kneel before Him and confess that He is King of all Kings and LORD of all Lords. I pray that you search for the truth with all of your heart! I’m not talking about politics, but about life and purpose.

  • Olivia

    Wow … Sam sounds like a 5 year old … and maybe everyone who disagrees with jonathan should do some research. A lot of people have written articles, editorials, essays, etc., comparing Obama to Hitler and the results are astounding … and quite disturbing.

  • AZITDad

    Observation: Liberials don’t like facts. When you start quoting facts to them they respond with four-letter words and the race card.

    Interesting that they are not even capable of rational thought. Sam here typed in all caps and says to “shut up”.

    The voices of tyrants always say: agree with me, or else.

  • John

    Damn it! I said the EXACT SAME THING last year before the election! Too bad I didn’t have the forethought to create t-shirts at the time.

    Just like Hitler, Obama panders to the uneducated youth of a country to gain power. The next step is to get the majority of the population to be dependant on the government. At that point, you can do what you want.

    Obama is America’s Hitler… but we can prevent that!

    R.I.P. USA: July 1776 – January 2009

  • steve

    obama is a socialist. Socializing health care? bank industries? car companies for god’s sake. oh and sam he isn’t ignorant. Voting for him cause he’s black is the same as voting against him cause he’s black

  • Anonymous

    Wow. The comments you’re getting are ridiculous. I just wanted to thank you for the best laugh I’ve had all day.

  • Russ

    I’ll hop on your bandwagon, Anonymous. Thanks for the tickle in my tummy.

  • Kevin

    heh heh… Hitler used a teleprompter…. heh

  • Anonymous

    This is beautiful!! lol ahhh I LOVE IT!! all these damn obama change shirts… what has changed??

  • Pete Cavicchi

    All you IDIOTS that but this halfbred moron in the White House have a day of reckoning coming. I was an undecided voter until the last debate when I saw the “REAL OBAMA”….a man filled with Hate, Anger, Disrespect, and a Racist. I analyzed both men that night and while Romney was being respectful and forceful….he did not show Anger or bow to the curb where Obama was. Now we see that the LIAR has shown his true card. In the most EXPLOSIVE week in the middle east in a long time. He is with Myanmar a RADICAL MUSLIM MILITARY country kissing their asses an licking their gonads, when if he was the “Friend of ISRAEL” as he says he is – he wouldve excused himself from the Oppressive Regime of Myanmar and gone to Egypt or ISRAEL and show ISRAEL that he has their back. What does Obozzo (his new name in my book) do ?? Sends Hillary – who is quitting her job – she is smart enough at least to see the handwriting on the wall – this MORON who I know now is a true Islamic Terrorist is gonna destroy America from within…..it’s a version of HOMELAND on steroids. F.U. to all that voted for the half breed mongrel that I pray to every god – he gets what’s coming to him.

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