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Give a Conservative A Fish For a Day

Conservative blogger Sheldon Townsend, the poor dear, is a bit anemic.

He’s been eating conservative talking points memo food for so long that he’s protein poor and feeling wan. From his point of view looking up Papa Bird Limbaugh’s gullet with his mouth wide open, all the regurgitated news coming his way looks the same:

Obama… Hillary… Spendocrats…

I am out of things to say about it but that is pretty much all that is happening.

The poor dear! This is what happens when you don’t eat a rich and varied media diet. Head on over there and feed Sheldon some nice, fresh, wild fish from the ocean of information beyond his cliffside nest.

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Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?