When I Will Send You A Fax
If you ask me to fax you something, I will do it under the following conditions:
1. You have the equipment necessary for me to mimeograph the document
2. You provide me with a telegraph connection, just in case the fax does not go through
3. You send me, by pony express, a carbon copy of the fax you receive from me, in a wax-sealed envelope bearing your family crest.