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When I Will Send You A Fax

If you ask me to fax you something, I will do it under the following conditions:

1. You have the equipment necessary for me to mimeograph the document
2. You provide me with a telegraph connection, just in case the fax does not go through
3. You send me, by pony express, a carbon copy of the fax you receive from me, in a wax-sealed envelope bearing your family crest.

One thought on “When I Will Send You A Fax”

  1. Kevin says:

    can you fax me that list so I can keep it?

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