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It Hasn't All Been Said: An Original Question on Knickers

Ah, it’s all been said. It’s all been done. That blase passivity puts cayenne in my carpals. No, it hasn’t all been said or done, not by a longshot. The world’s too complicated to have encompassed all possibilities already. For instance:

How many knickers would a knicker nicker nick if the knickers were not nicked for naught?

See, no one’s asked that question before in, like, forever.

What do you have to say or do that is new to the cosmos?

6 thoughts on “It Hasn't All Been Said: An Original Question on Knickers”

  1. qs says:

    **Flash**Jim Bunning to retire.
    This means Rand Paul can run for his seat. Woot!

    I’m excited

    1. Jim says:

      Not according to Bunning’s spokesman. Don’t count the chickens…

  2. Jim says:

    Well, that’s been said before.

  3. Bob S-K says:

    As I gingerly nibbled my salad of garlic-braised squirrel testicles, I gazed in astonishment at the copulating horseflies atop the Etch A Sketch.

    1. Jim says:

      How strange that ginger isn’t very gingerly. And neither is Ginger.

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