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Urban Legend Flu

Watch out, Irregular Times readers. I feel obligated to inform you that a client of the coworker of the brother of the person who rode in a taxi cab before I did the other day knows somebody whose mother’s former nanny’s boyfriend lives next to somebody who came down with what might be the swine flu… or allergies.

It is true that scientists have yet to confirm a case in which swine flu has been transmitted over the Internet, but with just one or two mutations, it might be possible. You have been warned.

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