If you’re worried about swine flu killing you, then the rational thing to do seems to be to keep your face mask off, and get sick with this virus as soon as you can, before it has the chance to mutate into something nastier.
1. Boil a box of macaroni, the whole thing. It’ll last a week refrigerated. 2. Scoop out a bowlful of cooked macaroni from the fridge. Do it with the bowl, so you know it’ll be a bowlful, and so you won’t have to wash another