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High School Newspaper reports Different Hospital of Obama's Birth. Schoolkid Typo or… CONSPIRACY???

Actual excerpt from a lawsuit filed by “Obama is a foreigner” conspiracy theorist Philip J. Berg:

Obama continues to verbally deny he was born in Kenya and states he was born in Hawaii. Upon investigation into the alleged birth of Obama in Honolulu, Hawaii, Obama’s birth is reported as occurring at two (2) separate hospitals, Kapiolani Hospital and Queens Hospital. The Rainbow Edition News Letter, November 2004 Edition, published by the Education Laboratory School, attached as EXHIBIT “3”, did a several page article of an interview with Obama and his half-sister, Maya. The Rainbow Edition News Letter reports Obama was born August 4, 1961 at Queens Medical Center in Honolulu, Hawaii. More interesting in February 2008, Obama’s half-sister, Maya, was again interviewed in the Star Bulletin, attached as EXHIBIT “4”, and this time, Maya states Obama was born August 4, 1961 in Kapiolani Medical Center for Women & Children.

The “several pages” of the Rainbow Edition News Letter are two pages, and the claim that Obama was born at Queens is not part of any interview. The Education Laboratory School is a… high school. That makes the Rainbow Edition News Letter a… high school newspaper.

Is this a high school kid’s typo, or… is this a vast international conspiracy to cover up Barack Obama’s foreign birth?

WE! REPORT! YOU! DECIDE!

Following in the evidentiary footsteps of this amazing sleuthery, here’s some late-breaking news:

Throughout his adult life, Abraham Lincoln continued to state he was born in Hardin County, Kentucky. Upon investigation into the alleged birth of Obama in Hardin County, Kentucky, Obama’s birth is reported as occurring in two (2) locations. A letter written by Lincoln before his inauguration, attached as EXHIBIT “3,” declares “I was born Feb. 12, 1809, in Hardin County, Kentucky. My parents were both born in Virginia, of undistinguished families–second families, perhaps I should say.” More interesting is that the website of the Larue County Fiscal Court, attached as EXHIBIT “4,” declares Larue County, Kentucky to be the birthplace of Abraham Lincoln.

Clearly, this means that Abraham Lincoln was born in Bavaria.

NOW! IT! CAN! BE! TOLD!

13 comments to High School Newspaper reports Different Hospital of Obama's Birth. Schoolkid Typo or… CONSPIRACY???

  • Jacob

    LOL… I was reading this and thinking that some poor 20 year old is crying in a closet somewhere because his/her typo is the center of a massive controversy… Poor kid

  • Jacob

    Of course, maybe its not a typo, I don’t know for sure which hospital I was born in. If someone asled me today I would guess Independance Regional but I could easily be wrong. Thats simply the biggest hospital in the area I was born in. If I ran for president and had to do research on the subject I may find out that thats not true. Maybe Obama did the same thing and its not the kids fault… he gave the answer he thought was the truth when it didnt really matter and later found out it wasnt true and that he was born across the street.

  • qs

    I don’t think most Right Wingers are too concerned with this stuff. Go to Redstate and you won’t see any posts about it.

  • Jim

    Search Google for Obama, Kapiolani and Queens and you’ll find over nine thousand web pages obsessing about this silliness.

    • Jacob

      Well thats just silly, I just followed your link and that 9,000 number at the top isnt all about this silliness. I fact most of its not. Right of the bat I found “Tourists flock to Obama’s favorite vacation spot in Hawiaii”. Not exactly what you are pointing out…
      I see your point, just had to point that out…

      • Jim

        Actually, yes, you’re right on that. I wrote that comment quickly after scanning a few pages. It’s inaccurate. It’s more accurate to say “many thousands.”

  • Tom

    If they’d only spend this amount of time and energy on torture they might uncover the real story, or if they’d look into our financial systems’ abuses they might find the truth that we’re all being swindled out of trillions (before the imminent collapse), or if they’d concentrate on our foreign policy to this extent, we might see the futility and ignorance of the coming Afghan debacle. What a waste.

  • Barack Is President

    So in what hospital was Barack born in? Was that hospital celebrating when Barack won? Do they have a signage “barack was born here?” isnt that against human nature?

    And who was baracks doctor at birth?

    You cannot give what you do not have… no BC

  • Barack Is President

    QUestion:

    So in what hospital was Barack born in? Was that hospital celebrating when Barack won? Do they have a signage “barack was born here?” isnt that against human nature?

    And who was baracks doctor at birth?

    You cannot give what you do not have… no BC

  • Barack Is President

    People, use your common sense.

    A person who hides his own BC, when he is supposed to use it to prove he is a NATURAL BORN citizen, is hiring lawyers to prevent it.

    Even if the lawyers are free… why does Barack not show his birth certificate?

    You cannot give what you do not have.

  • Barack Is President

    And please no websites to showing a SHORT FORM…

    police: Wheres your drivers license?
    citizen: Its in the factcheck.org website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    where is the common sense in that

  • ray

    Hardin and Larue Counties are both correct … Lincoln was born in a part of Hardin County which later became Larue County … this is how a little research can resolve seemingly conflicting statements … regarding Queens and Kapiolani … without researching may I suggest one is a subsidiary of the other and therefore both are correct … get the idiots to do some research

  • ray

    ok I did the research … Queen’s Medical Center the: 1301 Punchbowl St, Honolulu, HI

    Kapi’olani Medical Center for Women & Children
    1319 Punahou Street
    Honolulu, Hawaii

    they are about four blocks apart … he was born in Queens and transferred to Kapi’olani … does that answer the question

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