Help me understand this, O Barack-Obama-is-the-Belgian-love-child-of-Malcolm-X conspiracy nuts:
Dr. Chiyome Fukino, the Director of the State of Hawaii Department of Health, issued an official statement declaring that she had personally verified the existence of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.
Fukino has never made any campaign contributions to the Democratic Party.
Fukino made a campaign contribution to the Hawaii Republican Party in 2006:
Why would a financial supporter of the Republican Party lie about the existence of a birth certificate for Barack Obama, the Democratic candidate?
What new bizarre explanation are you going to come up with now?
Was she bought off by Jimmy Hoffa?
Is this a bizarre double-feint plot by the Illuminati and the Knights Templar?
Or is it the space aliens? Did the space aliens abduct Dr. Fukino and replace her with an exact replica, a clone compliant to the will of the Space Alien Overlord Barack “Jupiter” Obama?
Answer this question about Chiyome Fukino. Don’t go on about anything else. Just answer this question.
[Everyone else, get ready to watch the conspiracy nuts dance a double-tempo Macarena.]