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Palinism of the Day: The Free Speech I Despise

“The liberal onslaught of malicious attacks against Carrie Prejean for expressing her opinion is despicable.”

Sarah Palin, May 13 2009

Parse that thought if you can. These “malicious attacks” aren’t pipe bombings; they’re commentaries. What’s a synonym for “expressing your opinion?”

‘Course, I fully support Sarah Palin’s right to make an ass of herself. If I said she should have to shut up, that would just get too meta, and then I’d have to take my headache medicine.

3 thoughts on “Palinism of the Day: The Free Speech I Despise”

  1. qs says:

    There’s nothing grammatically wrong with that Palinism, but she did use a lot of prepositions.

  2. LibsRLosers says:

    Yeah, well I despise fucking liberals. I guess that would mean YOU.

    Oh, by the way, that was a “commentary”.

    1. Jim says:

      Wait a minute… you haven’t fucked me! You can’t really say unless you’ve tried, can you? Unless, wait, is that you, Lucy? Lucy with the bandana and the gorilla mask? Lucy, it’s been a long, long time. Don’t make contact again like this. We agreed on that court order.

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