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Senator John Ensign (R-Black Pots and Kettles)

Senator John Ensign of Nevada, looking as smarmy as ever“I wouldn’t put myself hopefully in that kind of position, but if I was in a position like that, that’s what I would do.” — Senator John Ensign, August 30 2007, considering whether Senator Larry Craig should resign for having extramarital sex.

“I came to that conclusion recently, and frankly it’s because of what he put his whole Cabinet through and what he has put the country through.” — Senator John Ensign, September 27 2007, calling on President Bill Clinton to resign for having had extramarital sex.

“I am committed to my service in the United States Senate, and my work on behalf of the people of Nevada. I will not be taking any questions.” — Senator John Ensign, June 16 2009, explaining why he will not resign after admitting an extended affair of extramarital sex from December 2007 to August 2008.

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