Gingrich-Ensign 2012: Bible-Thumping Wife-Swappers for America
Newt Gingrich for President and John Ensign for Vice President in 2012: it’s the choice ticket, a perfect representation of Republican moral values in statement and in practice.
There’s synergy in the pairing: I mean, they could cheat on each other’s wives with each other’s wives! It would save them time that they could otherwise spend explaining to us how the rest of America’s marriages should be arranged. How handy for them.