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Barack Obama 50% White, 44% Arab and 6% Black: the Proof, Gauged

PawPaw writes to us today with helpful scientific information about Barack Obama:

He is 50% white, 44% Arab and 6% Black.

I wasn’t sure at first whether to believe PawPaw or not, because he didn’t include any documentation of this claim or any links to such documentation. Those are pretty specific numbers, too: 44% Arab, not 43%! Where do they come from?

Well, I decided to take a closer look. And here’s the proof I found, plain as day, and specific too:

Barack Obama Race Gauge on his Neck: 50% White, 44% Arab, 6% Black!

See, all we had to do was to look at the Race Gauge on his neck! You might not have noticed yours, because, well, how easy is it for you to look at your own neck? But Barack Obama’s Race Gauge clearly shows a tripartite division of racial lineage. His is a Communist subtype gauge, with Russian-type Caucasian lineage therefore measured red. That’s a clear 50% White right there. Then there’s the green (think Libya) Arab measurement on the gauge, which is nearly as salient, obviously matching the 44% figure. That leaves 6% Black (and blue).

I am so sorry I ever doubted your claim, PawPaw. Now let’s spread the word! Because this is, you know, really, really important.

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