TV Ad: Working Waitress Type Against Maine Equality (Video)
The call went out yesterday from the anti-gay group Stand for Marriage Maine: SMM needs an actress willing to pretend to be a “working waitress type” and read a script explaining why waitress types in Maine should vote to ban marriage equality.
I’ve always thought I was the working waitress type. Unfortunately, I can’t be at the Howard Johnson in South Portland on September 2 from 11 am to 7 pm to audition for the advertisement myself. In lieu of that, I’ve decided to submit my audition online. Here’s my idea for a working-waitress-type TV ad supporting Maine’s Ballot Question 1.
Don’t worry, Stand For Marriage Maine. You won’t have to pay me the $500 per diem fee you mentioned in your solicitation for an actress. You can put this one on the air for free. Smooch.